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How to Tell if Your’re the Coolest Kid on the Block

3 Aug

My birthday, 1985.

1. Giant glasses. Check.

2. Jordache sweater. Check.

3. Neon orange hat. Check.

4. Jeans with pink stripes to match Jordache sweater. Check.

5. Hot pink Conair phone. (With pulse mode option for families without touch tone service.) Check.