Tag Archives: Crazy grandmother ramblings

It’s really hard to shop for a grandmother.

8 Dec
Happy holidays. Thank you Shiner.

Happy holidays. Thank you Shiner.

Grammy: For Christmas, I want a hoodie. A cheap one. It doesn’t even have to have a hood…

Me: Well, hoodies generally have a hood.

Grammy: You can even give me one of yours that you’re not using.

Me: One of my old hoodies?
Grammy: Sure. With or without the hood.

Me: You want it to zip?

Grammy: Okay.

Me: You want a sweatshirt that zips with a hood.

Grammy: Right. Unless it’s cheaper without the hood… ¬†or the zipper.

Me: Well, that’s just a sweatshirt.
Grammy: Well, whatever.

My Grandmother’s Opinion: That Actor

21 May

GRAMMY: I used to think that actor was so handsome, you know? But then I saw him without makeup. He’s nothin’.

ME: What actor?


ME: Oh, okay.