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True Detective Toddler Crafts

27 Apr

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Maybe last year I would have loved these, but now I can only think they are a horrific warning. Because, True Detectives.

Truth is, I’ll probably make these anyway. Toddlerhood is a flat circle, after all.

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The Little Engine That Could was a woman. Obviously.

8 Nov

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Mickey Mouse and Animal Rights

15 Oct

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Hi Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, For the last time, an elephant is not a viable tool! I mean who has that readily accessible? Not to mention the obvious infringement on elephants’ rights to just be elephants and not a tool to help Goofy find his damn shoe.

Meaningful Last Line: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

14 Apr

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ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY: “Even in Australia.”

Hey, things kinda suck everywhere. Ought to get used to it. Love, Mom

P.S. Nowhere is better than where you are. Live each day. Don’t wait.