Do I believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

30 Jun

No, I don’t.  I think our primal instinct is to stab stuff.  

We would have first created a stabby-tool.  Then, we would have realized we couldn’t eat soup with it.  Although, the spoon probably didn’t come along for many years.  We were  probably quite content to simply drink our soup until some jerk, probably a politician or missionary, said we needed to be refined, wear clothes, and not act like animals.  Thus, the spoon was invented, probably by melting down a fork.

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